Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.