Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...