A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...