Boy or Girl
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Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Scorcher Murphy
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A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
He was de-lighted!
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Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
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What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
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