Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!