Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
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Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
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Adopt an NBA player
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On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...