How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...