First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...