Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...