Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...