Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....