The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...