Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...