Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...