Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...