Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...