Politically correct seasons greetings
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‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!