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Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
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Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Computer lingo guide
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Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
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You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.