Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...