Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...