Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.