More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...