Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...