Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...