Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...