Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...