So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....