Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...