Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...