A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Global Stupids
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Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Two angry neighbors
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Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity