Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.