What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...