The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...