Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...