It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Our next targets
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family...