Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...