Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...