Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...