He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...