A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!