Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
New Words for the 90s
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Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...