Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...