Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...