Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...