The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...