How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
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