Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...