Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...