Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...