Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...