Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...