How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...