Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...